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#godfather
@rademark_ Day 100 of #HyperHashtags: The last one... honoring the #godfather @chrismessina thank you for giving meaning to this little guy '#' life
June 20
#TruthIs
@HighSkoolProbs #TruthIs I tweet too much. This has gotta stop. ✋
June 19
#10WorstFeelings
@LouisEyes #10WorstFeelings no wifi connection
June 18
#HappyFathersDay
@CauseWereGuys No matter how old you get, you still try to impress your dad. #HappyFathersDay
June 17
#tailoredtrends
@KartikDayanand I don't want you to end up like Facebook. You are Twitter, please behave like Twitter. #TailoredTrends
June 16
#FailedTechBands
@TechCrunch #FailedTechBands Is Funnier Than Most Hashtags, Shows The Wisdom Of Twitter Tailored Trends http://tcrn.ch/LrvWW1 by @joshconstine
June 15
#WhenWillYouLearn
@yeahTumblr #WhenWillYouLearn that hashtags are pointless on Facebook
June 14
#ThingsWeCantLiveWithout
@MarioRolls #ThingsWeCantLiveWithout Twitter
June 13
#TellTheTruthTuesday
@AyyOnline #TellTheTruthTuesday before this hash tag I lied every Tuesday
June 12
#WWDC
@shelbywhite #WWDC is like the Superbowl... for geeks.
June 11
#TonyAwards
@LynCKos Pure awesomesauce. Again. Neil Patrick Harris! #tonyawards
June 10
#Euro2012
@MyTruelad #50daystogo until the Olympics. 22 of which are taken up by #Euro2012 & 14 by #Wimbledon. 24 Hours until the #SummerofSport begins! #GetIn
June 8
#50thingsilove
@555pussify #50thingsilove cheese burger read this tweet 49 more times
June 7
#RIPRayBradbury
@DalekThay "We are an impossibility in an impossible universe." -- Ray Bradbury #RIPRayBradbury
June 6
#nintendo
@onm_uk Mass Effect 3 confirmed #Nintendo
June 5
#LifeIsTooShortTo
@HangoverHumor #LifeIsTooShortTo remove the USB safely.
June 4
#ThisFootballSeason
@MurdaX I can't wait for #ThisFootballSeason
June 3
#TopLiesPeopleTell
@Lord_Voldemort7 #TopLiesPeopleTell: I care.
June 2
#WhatKeepsMeGoing
@Gentlemenhood #WhatKeepsMeGoing knowing that my life has purpose
June 1
#TomorrowIsJune
@GokuJrTweet #TomorrowIsJune? Thank you. Without this I would have never known.
May 31
#iAlwaysWantedTo
@ItsChanseBruh #iAlwaysWantedTo hop in a cab and be like, "FOLLOW THAT CAR!"
May 30
#SummertimeRules
@RulesForBelles #SummertimeRules Abuse your chapstick. No one likes kissing cracked lips.
May 29
#HappyMemorialDay
@chickcanwrite Hope everyone has a nice day off and remembers the reason. #HappyMemorialDay
May 28
#ThingsYouShouldKnowAboutMe
@Retwittings #ThingsYouShouldKnowAboutMe I know more about you than I should.
May 27
#BestThingInLife
@HoopMovement #BestThingInLife making your parents proud!
May 26
#MeninBlack
@PaulyMortadella if you're stupid you'll love #MeninBlack
May 25
#FollowYourHeartNY
@I_LOVE_NY What do YOU ♥ about summer in NY State? Draw us a picture at: http://bit.ly/JQS5ha #FollowYourHeartNY
May 24
#HaveYouEverNoticed
@autocorrects #HaveYouEverNoticed that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?
May 23
#BestNightEver
@tinabaninayo #BestNightEver... the best nights are the ones you barely remember! ;)
May 22
#ADsTaughtMe
@Evabulence #ADsTaughtMe you got issues with the tissue.
May 21
#BeeGees
@SonyMusicGlobal Rest in peace, Robin Gibb. Thanks for the music. #BeeGees
May 20
#CFC
@chelseafc WE ARE EUROPEAN CHAMPIONS!!!! #CFC (SL)
May 19
#Facebook
@cnnbrk #Facebook IPO trading opens at $42.
May 18
#DonnaSummer
@rosemcgowan Goodnight to a fierce Disco Queen #DonnaSummer
May 17
#schoolmemories
@Patrickst3r #schoolmemories *beeping noise* teacher: is that a cell phone?? me: no sorry I need to feed my tamagotchi
May 16
#givesyouwings
@redbull Love what you do. http://win.gs/RBGYW12 #givesyouwings
May 15
#AClockworkOrange
@BenMyers1 'Happy birthday A Clockwork Orange' - I wrote this piece for @GuardianBooks: http://bit.ly/JBn3J0 #AClockworkOrange
May 14
#HappyMothersDay
@GQswaGGG #ItsAmazingHow Your mom can carry you for 9 months raise you for 18 years & love you for a life time. #HappyMothersDay Mom ❤ you.
May 13
#ExtraordinaryMom
@mjmtz_ Shopping for my #ExtraordinaryMom
May 12
#4FamousWords
@ThisDopeKid #4FamousWords You Only Live Once
May 11
#B12
@rademark_ The day is here!!! #B12 #mpsbranding Made by @nadiamartineza as a gift on my graduation day!
May 10
#ISupportSameSexMarriage
@MsRebeccaBlack #ISupportSameSexMarriage
May 9
#FrozenStrawberryLemonade
@FrangelaDuo #FrozenStrawberryLemonade at McDonald's? Maybe the toy in the happy meal will be insulin.
May 8
#twothingsiwant
@dev_daddy_ #twothingsiwant a boogie and a shot
May 7
#iHitMyDougieWhen
@KButter5 #iHitMyDougieWhen I find money in my pocket
May 6
#kentuckyderby
@Lifeisgood Who has a fancy hat on today for the #kentuckyderby?
May 5
#MayTheFourth
@lyndonJJ No! Try not. Do, or do not. There is no try. #Yoda #StarWarsDay #MayTheFourth
May 4
#MastersOfMovement
@martywombacher Just saw this trending: #MastersOfMovement it's a promoted one, so I'm guessing it's for a laxative company? #AfraidToLook
May 3
#TheScream
@ajc Some mornings I look like that: Munch’s ‘#TheScream’ goes for $119.9M
May 2
#CorporateGreed
@keder Hi #CorporateGreed, I see that you're tweeting from your iPhone. Do you see any irony in this? #OWS
May 1
#nationalhonestyday
@Cabelas We'd really like to be fishing right now... #NationalHonestyDay
April 30
#dreambigger
@thrashlab “Curiosity about life in all of its aspects, I think, is still the secret of great creative people.” -Leo Burnett- #dreambigger
April 29
#knicks
@FxreverJennifer Poor #Knicks they got killed by the #Heat
April 28
#spottheshuttle
@rademark_ #spottheshuttle I just did!!! amazing!!!!
April 27
#ThoughtsAtWalmart
@DjKingAssassin No Habla Ingles #ThoughtsAtWalmart
April 26
#7DaysOfSex
@Tim_Cromer Who wants to workout with me? #7daysofsex
April 25
#googledrive
@brit Now, what are they going to call the self-driving car? #googledrive
April 24
#DontWifeThatChickIf
@MikeAScotto #DontWifeThatChickIf her definition of cooking is warming up a Hot Pocket!!!
April 23
#EarthDay
@TheRealMorrison Reduce Reuse Retweet #EarthDay #MakeLoveNotPollution
April 22
#GameOfThrones
@GameOfThrones "It's a trick, a shadow on the wall, and a very small man can cast a very large shadow." - Varys #GameOfThrones
April 21
#MeetOscar
@Disney See Chimpanzee, Save Chimpanzees. Learn more: http://di.sn/11G #MeetOscar
April 20
#TheLuckyOne
@KarlaAguas "To find the light, you must go through the deepest darkness" #TheLuckyOne
April 19
#IFindThatAttractive
@brownhrdontcare tall boys.. #IFindThatAttractive
April 18
#lunchtime
@zank01 ramen noodles #lunchtime
April 17
#Tupac
@VanCitySeth A holographic #Tupac is still realer then any mainstream rapper today.
April 16
#legalhack
@ninapaley Piracy is good. #legalhack
April 15
#CoachellaLive
@noise_jam clapping alone in my room is NORMAL right now! #radiohead #coachellalive
April 14
#CoryBookerStories
@ChloeAngyal Superheroes dress up as Cory Booker on Halloween #CoryBookerStories
April 13
#Iwouldnever
@Rene #Iwouldnever miss an opportunity to make something happen
April 12
#letsdothis
@jordanr187 research paper scheduled to be finished at 3:00 am #letsdothis
April 11
#santorum
@morninggloria I feel like I'm losing a frenemy. #santorum
April 10
#Instagram
@kurtbraunohler Facebook bought a super fast cocaine delivery service? #instagram
April 9
#Easter
@MensHumor Today I plan on biting the heads off dozens of innocent peeps. #Easter
April 8
#ThingsiLoveToSee
@illPosts #ThingsiLoveToSee old couples. It feels good knowing two people can be together for that long
April 7
#GoodFriday
@CBo_31 I would give anything for a BLT and french fries right now. #catholicgirlproblems #goodfriday
April 6
#Titanic3D
@a_oatsey #Titanic3D She lets go... #spoilers
April 5
#instagram
@Pretti_Selfish Droids have officially invaded #instagram
April 4
#singlepains
@katieedill All your friends being in cute, long lasting relationships and your just like "I have cats" #singlepains
April 3
#NCAAFinals
@MattCaputo Danny Manning looks like he is listening to Bob Marley on the bench. #NCAAFinals
April 2
#AprilFools
@FunnyNetworks What if #AprilFools day doesn't exist and its been the longest prank in History?
April 1
#GoogleMaps
@shiota Google's Epic April Fool prank is Epic. #GoogleMaps
March 31
#IfIHitTheMegaMillion
@Sneakerpedia #IfIHitTheMegaMillion my sneaker closet would be a house
March 30
#BohemianRhapsody
@tryflin09 Is this real life? #bohemianrhapsody meets #davidatthedentist
March 29
#RonBurgundy
@jsteelespencer "Sweet Lincoln's mullet!" - #RonBurgundy #Anchorman
March 28
#SupportStartUps
@christopherguz Standing in solidarity with #SupportStartUps. Coolest #hashtag ever.
March 27
#AskMadonna
@Erica_L_Sweeney What do you miss most about the 1980's? #AskMadonna
March 26
#MadMen
@JenLucas_ Counting down to Draper time. #MadMen #MartiniTime
March 25
#ILoveYouBecause
@Your_DailyHaley #ILoveYouBecause you make me smile all the time. (:
March 24
#FeelAlive
@prettyravejonas ╱╱╱╱╱╱#FeelAlive╱╱╱╱╱╱ ┳╱╱┓┳━┓┳━┓╱╱┳╭━╮ ┃╱╱┃┣┫╱┣┫╱╱╱┃╰━╮...
March 23
#ThatMiniHeartAttackWhen
@WizKhalllifa #ThatMiniHeartAttackWhen you don't feel your phone in your pocket.
March 22
#HappyBirthdayTwitter
@GlenGilmore How time flies...Twitter turns 6 today. #HappyBirthdayTwitter!
March 21
#letsdothis
@dieting__prblms The days to summer are coming so soon. #letsdothis #bikiniseason
March 20
#TwitterHasTaughtMe
@ItsStewieGriffn #TwitterHasTaughtMe that the ' # ' symbol actually has a purpose in life.
March 19
#penguincam
@ChrisFChi If I could I would keep a penguin as a pet, and walk him around with a top hat on #classy #penguincam
March 18
#HappyStPatricksDay
@IrishQuote "May the Luck of the Irish be with you." #HappyStPatricksDay
March 17
#freeclooney
@csweda ”Mr. Clooney, you have the right to remain flawless.” #freeclooney
March 16
#IdesOfMarch
@RamsesTMagnum Beware! Today I’m taking a stab at a Ceasar Salad. Eat two Brute? #IdesOfMarch
March 15
#piday
@RachelFederoff Happy #piday may the 3.14 be with you!
March 14
#iLikePeopleWho
@_Snape_ #iLikePeopleWho know the difference between your and you’re.
March 13
#iwishihad
@Jamese26 #iwishihad a clue what to do with my life
March 12